Friends, Jackhammer crunches numbers for a living... part of
my job is being a Statistical Analysis System (SAS) programmer. I have done my homework before writing this
blog, and after careful analysis, it turns out that my opinions are correct
99.7% of the time. The bad news is that,
by extension, I am wrong 0.3% of the time.
This was the case with my September 30 (2012) post endorsing Barack Hussein
Obama. By the way, has it ever been an
insult to any previous president to call him by his full name?
My shame is greater than you can possibly imagine, for there is
no doubt in my mind that my blog delivered North Carolina's 15 electoral votes
to this communist motherfucker. Yes, Obama
would have won the election anyway... Obama secured approximately 100% of the
black vote, 100% of the Mexican vote, 100% of the gay vote, 100% of the atheist
vote, 100% of the liberal vote, as well as anyone else who blames The System for their lack of success in
life. Yet, living with the knowledge
that I delivered my home state to this ignorant fool is almost more than I can
bear.
I was sorely tempted to delete my previous blog post, but
because I am a conservative, I cannot shirk my personal responsibility. I refuse to blame others for what I did... to
assert that I was unduly influenced by my liberal friends... to claim that I
was somehow a victim in all of this.
Regardless of the reasons, I did what I did. I screwed up in the worst of ways, and I must
own up to my own mistake.
In case you haven't watched the news in the past seven
months, Obama isn't living up to any of his promises. Now that his re-election worries are over,
his second-term agenda is devoted to making every liberal dream come true... at
least the vestiges of the liberal dream that weren't already financed by the
democratic spending orgy the democrats foisted upon us as "economic
stimulus."
The damage done thus far will probably be enough to turn
America into a sickly shadow of its former self. According to the Washington Post,
approximately 47% of Americans now receive some form of government assistance
to make ends meet. According to the
International Monetary Fund (IMF), American's national debt will exceed $16.8
trillion dollars by the end of this fiscal year. Trust me, the human mind cannot conceptualize
a number that large. To help put it in
perspective, every man, woman and child in our nation currently owes about
$53,400... and our debt is growing at a nauseating $3.78 billion dollars per
day. Per person, an American citizen
owes between 35% and 40% more than the citizens of Greece, Italy, or Spain. Go ahead, liberals... pass all the socialist
welfare programs you want so you can feel good about yourselves. Free food, free housing, and free healthcare
for everybody! The fact that someone
(me) has to pay for all the services you want the government to provide is the real
inconvenient truth.
Keep the faith, liberals.
The percentage of Americans who identify as Christian continues to decline at an accelerated rate. The fabric of our society is so rent and torn
that it is beyond repair. According to
the mainstream media, the vast majority of America universally and
wholeheartedly support gay marriage, women serving in military combat
positions, amnesty for illegal immigrants, over-the-counter sales of abortion
pills (regardless of age or parental consent), gays in the Boy Scouts of
America, and gays serving openly in the military. If you support that last one, check out this
video of a gay marine publically kissing his boyfriend... you might change your
mind.
Sadly, things are only going to get much, much worse. Obamacare is about to hit the fan, and , by any
reliable estimate, the cost of quality healthcare is about to go through the
stratosphere... at least for those of us who actually pay for it. Foreign policy blunders like Benghazi, Egypt,
and Syria? The IRS initiative to harass
conservative political action groups?
Warrantless investigation of Associated Press journalists? Umbrella-Gate? Don't even get me started.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Where is the Truth? Where is the
most transparent administration in U.S. history that we were promised? That campaign promise was even more naive
than Obama's vow to close the terrorist detention center at Guantánamo Bay.
Friends, the only hope I see is that The Resistance is finally becoming more organized. With an unprecedented level of support from
the liberal mainstream media, Obama rebranded his campaign to restrict Second
Amendment rights as a legislative package to "end gun violence." Seriously?
Obama wants to burn all of his political capital pursing a socialist
agenda that would do absolutely nothing to curtail psychotic rampage shooters
like Adam Lanza? Fortunately, Obama's
efforts to restrict gun ownership rights were an epic fail... the surviving vestiges
of the American spirit rose up in defiance, and we did not let Barack Hussein
Obama wipe his ass with the remaining shreds of our Constitution. Take heart, fellow patriots. Hope springs eternal.
Loyal followers, Jackhammer herby declares it is your civic duty
to resist anything and everything that Obama proposes. Every single aspect of his second-term agenda
must be met with steadfast and unyielding resistance. We now know, with painful clarity, what a
fool we're dealing with. The stakes have
never been higher. We must preserve
whatever parts of America that can still be saved. After the next election, if we get on our
knees and beg God for forgiveness and mercy, we may be able to rebuild some of
what was destroyed in this liberal crusade.
Pray for a conservative leader to emerge before 2016... pray for another
Ronald Reagan. Pray for grace. Amen.
