Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The Young and the Restless


The time has come for Jackhammer to throw a bone to the fans of daytime drama.

More specifically, Jackhammer has decided that henceforth he will be posting commentary and in-depth analysis of the Young and the Restless on the following site: http://www.cbs.com/shows/the_young_and_the_restless

I have decided to make this move in response to popular demand, and this is proof that I do appreciate and consider all the feedback I receive from my fans. You see, Jackhammer knew that many of you depended upon my wisdom to help you navigate through life… yet thanks to your letters, I have come to see that you would appreciate my guidance with the popular daytime drama as well.

I understand your confusion with the show. The Young and the Restless features multiple plot strands running concurrently, as well as a cast of 50+ complex characters – many of whom rotate in and out in (apparently) random order. Additionally, the social nuances of the diverse social and economic classes… the long and sorted histories of the characters… the intricate web of betrayal, deceit, and deception… it is perfectly understandable why you would want my help with this.

Jackhammer will therefore make all things clear to you, including these burning questions:

• Will Victor and Nikki ever reconcile? Hint: Jack and Kyle will not be a consideration!

• What are the implications of Phyllis telling Michael that she threatened her former psychologist? Hint: Unlike Heather, Michael’s new appointment has already put him on a power trip!

• Can Catherine convince Ashley to give Tucker another chance? Hint: Genevieve is a bigger factor than Catherine realizes!

• Will Neil be able to score with Harmony? Hint: Neil doesn’t know it yet, but he will have to compete with Sarge to win her heart!

• How come the marriage between Kevin and Chloe will never last? Hint: It doesn’t have anything to do with Angelina and Carmine!

• What is Ricky is planning to do to Daisy and Tim before he writes his tell-all book? Hint: Once again, Daniel won’t be able to save the day!

• Why Lauren is going to end up with Paul. Hint: Who makes her feel safe, and who makes her feel like she’s in even greater danger?

• Why Billy is going to get what’s coming to him – and lose little Johnny in the process. Hint: Victoria is acting more and more like her father’s daughter!

• Best of all, I will explain why Adam and Chelsea are the show’s real perfect couple!

I know this has whetted your appetite in a big way… so visit link above on a regular basis to read Jackhammer’s commentary! If you have any specific questions you would like me to address, please submit them to me and I will prioritize them by the number of submissions and respond to them as soon as I can. Enjoy!



1 comment:

  1. Learn Spanish and watch some real Telenovelas and you'll see what you've been missing. Latin America is clearly the master of this art form.

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