Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Stay Thirsty, My Friends



Friends, the republican party is in real trouble these days... real trouble.  The percentage of white voters has fallen below 50%, as has the white birth rate.  Most babies being born in America's hospitals are minorities, and that trend continues to steepen.  White parents are opting to have fewer children, or not have children at all... and those who do chose to conceive are waiting longer and longer.  The percentage of Americans who self-identify as Christian is at an all-time low, as the percentage of atheists is growing steadily.  In short, the conservative base is drowning, and it looks like we're going down for the last time.
It has become apparent to the republican leadership that the party will not survive without the support of at least one major minority group.  The consensus is that our best hope lies in the rapidly growing Hispanic population, as they are predominately Christian (Catholic), they denounce abortion, and virtually all Hispanic children are raised in two-parent households.  In some ways, they do share our conservative values. 
Thus, it appears that the republican hopes for the future have been securely pinned to the water-guzzling Senator of Cuban decent, Marco Rubio.  Will he be able to win the Hispanic vote for the conservatives?  Friends, if you believe that then you are living in a fantasy world.  I hate to break the news to you guys, but all Hispanics are not the same.  We harbor Hispanics from Puerto Rico, Cuba, South America, and Mexico.  They are very different, and they do not think the same way.

The republicans seem to think that advancing a conservative Cuban is the answer... and that the Mexican vote can be solidified by selling out to Obama and endorsing his amnesty campaign for illegal immigrants.  No matter who pushes for the assimilation of the illegal Mexicans, it is a recipe for total disaster.  The most reputable studies cite data showing that the average illegal immigrant household receives $46,582 in government subsidies while paying only $11,469 in taxes:

Right now every man, woman, and child in America is burdened with $53,400 in federal debt... my family of four owes $213,600 that will never be repaid, and that number is increasing exponentially as Obama is steadily "moving forward" with his second-term agenda.  So what is wrong with adding 11,000,000 new citizens that will be heavily dependent on taxpayer-funded government services to survive?  What can possibly go wrong the this democratic power grab on an epic scale?  Who wouldn't want the US to turn into a giant Mexico?

It's okay, right?  The Mexicans love Americans, right?

Once they become citizens, those fuckers will vote a straight democratic ticket.  As assuredly as the sun sets in the West, the future of socialism will be assured, along with our government's financial defaults, bankruptcy, and economic collapse.  Who gives a fuck?  The Glory Days can't last forever, can they?  All the republicans promise is the freedom to pursue your hopes and dreams with minimal government interference.  The democrats, conversely, promise to give you the money you need to perpetuate the endless cycle of generational poverty, along with the endemic culture of victimization and helplessness.  Would you rather have freedom, or a weekly government check in your mailbox? 
I hate to be the first one to say this, but Marco Rubio is a loser.  Every ethnic group in America that claims a history of abuse and oppression is going to vote for the political party that provides the most government-funded benefits, not the political party that promises the greatest level of freedom.  Voting for Obama's amnesty legislation isn't going to win these parasites over to the conservative side of the isle... and neither is a bumbling presidential candidate of Cuban decent. 
So, at the end of the day, the republican party must continue to thirst for a leader that can unite our nation and restore what we have lost.  Where will we find another Ronald Regan to pull us back from the brink?  In Marco Rubio?  Stay thirsty, my friends.

 

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